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Spring Party Safari

Get ready for Spring Party Safari!Definitions: 1) Service-to-Others (STO): awaken/a15.htm; orientat/o01.htm; John 15:12; awaken/a04.htm, 2) those-who-mourn: STO genetic engineers; awaken/a02.htm; Psalms 103:20, 3) Service-to-Self (STS): rules/r04.htm; 4) Urantia Book (UB) references are [paper]:[section] - not Urantia Foundation's [page]:[sentence] format; 5) STS ETs: call/c24.htm; Isaiah 14:12-15; UB 53:9

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::: Ol' 5,342,482,337,666's S-P-R-I-N-G P-A-R-T-Y S-A-F-A-R-I* :::

Interesting last three digits, eh?

Amalgamated Press, #606 of Satania (UB 43): ET emissaries allege that stoned Galactic Millennial Party Animals (GMPA; density/d25.htm) were caught red-handed on Reticulan spy cams peein' outa Orbit Motel barroom windows during recent Y2K festivities! In June's report, STO ET Ambassadors (worlds/w15.htm) corroborate Orbit Motel's Y2K/nanite-infested, antigravity nacelles, corroded by months of raunchy, acidic deluge, did NOT CUT OUT! Wha?

So what exactly did ya get? Independence Day? Zebedee's STS ET war on Earth (Rev. 6: 2-11; transfor/t21.htm; UB 139:4)?

Piles a Y2K crap (transfor/t85.htm)!!!

Bubba - why don't local yocals plan an even greater post millennial celebration (transfor/t19.htm)? Show low-density (density/d00.htm) ETs how Real, Wild-N-Wacky 606ers Party Hardy (UB 43)! Hmmmm??

::: Where can we get a wild crowd? :::

Idea: Be resourceful! Send invites to the otherwise aborting entities (density/d28.htm, John 3:16, rules/r35.htm)! Too, maybe there'll be long lost family returning (density/d47.htm; UB 49:6), and why not use a SETI, Splandon (UB 15:7,14) broadcast to snag a few more Sirian, Pleiadean, Nordic, etc., (UB 72:1; visitatn/v16.htm; UB 49:2) party animals!

Amalgamated Press' STS Agent Bollix agreed to wrangle local party motherships loose from ol' #605 and #607 (visitatn/v69.htm)! And if we're STILL desperate, scrounge a few souls back from on their way to Nudnick's STS Galactic Baby Warehouse (GBW, worlds/w49.htm)!

We'll need lots a locals (thub00.htm; UB 31:3), so here's Earth's lineup!

::: Spring Party Safari! :::

Woo - woo!Inland wild lifeInvite coastal cousins ( http://www.zetatalk.com/awaken/a23.htm ) to higher ground (poleshft/p30.htm)! No more mud-slides, crowded beaches & "No Parking" signs! Chill wit nature's "Fruits of the Trees" recipes (UB 74:6; UB 76:4)! Discover inland wild life (hybrids/h26.htm)!


::: Family Camping! :::

Just Say No to gridlock & smog! E-vite the whole damn baseball team to a safer stadium (poleshft/p25.htm)! Rediscover campground camaraderie, cross-country skiing, roasting marshmallows, biking (shelter/tshlt01.htm), etc.

YUMMY::: Spring Picnic! :::

Invite endangered species (Matthew 24:22) to YOUR safe area (info/tinfo244.htm)!

But wait - there's MORE! How 'bout

::: SPACE TREK! :::

Mars ExpressYep - leave global warming (Rev. 6:12-14) to hoi polloi! Get our you-know-whats outa here & EXPLORE MARS (govmt/g13.htm)! HEY - got the BUCK$? - we got a get-a-way shuttle (govmt/g81.htm) fer YOU. Tell a friend!
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To probe further: transfor/t99.htm; Cephalopods of the World, Kir M. Nesis, 1982, and Octopus and squid. The Soft Intelligence, Jacque-Yves Cousteau and Philippe Diole, 1973; UB 31:10; density/d17.htm; orientat/o39.htm; Joel 2:31-32; govmt/g126.htm; and free online stories by xenoclastic (Johnny), Usenet, 1998-2001.

*Earth's Grand Universe number (UB 15:14; Rev. 13:18) - interesting, eh?


Service-to-Self ETs Exposed! (back to top)

Definitions: 1) Service-to-Others (STO): awaken/a15.htm; orientat/o01.htm; John 15:12; awaken/a04.htm, 2) those-who-mourn: STO genetic engineers; awaken/a02.htm; Psalms 103:20, 3) Service-to-Self (STS): rules/r04.htm, 4) Council: Council of Worlds; rules/r20.htm, 5) Stormy Weather: Rev. 6:12-14; transfor/t80.htm; thub.htm; poleshft/p00.htm, 6) Meaning of 3rd density life: transfor/t25.htm; Matthew 22:37-39, 7) Urantia Book (UB) references are [paper]:[section] - not Urantia Foundation's [page]:[sentence] format, 8) STS ET Command: Isaiah 14:12-17

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::: Party animals!:::

If you have not yet determined your third-density, Life's Lessons (STS/STO), you will definitely want to consider STS orientation this CINCO DE MAYO! The devil is pleased to extend an emergency, save his big red and shiny you-know-what, "5 de Mayo" (and 6 with Mustard) Special Invitation to new STS suckers, er, recruits!

::: Batalla de Puebla Memorial Edition :::

#606-of-Satania (UB 15:14), ET-controlled Amalgamated Press: Breaking News:- STS ET's CEO of Cheatin' Cherubs, Inc. (carted off recently by Senior Gabriel for planetary-swindlin', stock violations; UB 53:1), turned your STS ET management over to ol' Red (call/c24.htm)! Red's stoned, foil hat protected boss has been seen on Amalgamated TV, incoherently braggin' that those scum bag, sleazy, wretched, cotton-pickin', pickle-packin', corn-huskin', dingleberry-pickin', chili-chompin', tequila-guzzlin', bug-eyed, chicken-pluckers are at long last going to be PERMANENTLY evicted from Earth! STS' Allegations: a) Breaching of the Rules of Engagement (rules/r03.htm, awaken/a25.htm) and, b) Peein' outa their cloud-covered, mothership's barroom windows (we've been deceived into thinking it was seagulls at the end of Santa Monica Pier)!

::: Council of Worlds :::

ETAccording to Satan, the stoic Council (http://www.zetatalk.com/rules/r20.htm) overruled his High Commander Gole M. Nudnick last month by permitting slippery, sneaky, those-who-mourn to discretely dissemble the trvth about this pachangero, ephemeral, pusillanimous, bed-peein', so-called "Planetary Prince" of the STS ETs (UB 53:1) to Earthlings who can, as we say, read between the lines!

On Amalgamated TV's 50-Minutes last week, Satan, er, Caligastia countered this invidious, obnoxious, ruling! During the General's Starbase 69 interview, Caligastia proudly and lucidly pointed out that ET STS Ambassadors haul suckers, er, recruits off to Galactic Baby Warehouses (GBW, worlds/w49.htm) by INVITATION ONLY, whereas enlightened STOs friggin' WIMP-OUT by:

a) Insulting STS "Ambassadors" by callin' 'em demons - how RUDE folks!
b) Cheatin' their you-know-whats off (Leviticus 26:8)! - and,
c) Cowerin' behind STO groups (Exodus 14:19-20, 1 Chronicles 14:14-15; 2 Kings 6:15-17)!

::: STS PREP COURSES! :::

Satan is now offering NOT ONE, but two - TWO FREE Orientation University (OU) classes! Learn how YOU TOO can scare the livin' shit outa your boss-butt-kissin' colleagues/friends and obnoxious, noisy, butt munchin' neighbors this millennial, Cinco de Mayo with OU's FEAR FEAR FEAR 100 (FFF100, call/c15.htm)!

::: STRESSED? :::

Yyyeah! BEEN THERE, done that, got the T-shirt! S'got holes in it - NOT TO WORRY!!

OU's SQUAB 101 (rules/r04.htm) will prepare suckers, er, recruits for parades (govmt/g56.htm), French kissin', mariachi music (rules/r39.htm), and tequila guzzlin' championships in halcyon STS communities (transfor/t06.htm)!

Although OU's noisy STO ambassadors (Agent Kered) claim that Satan's STS ETs NEVER tell the truth (John 8:44), Satan counters this horse sh*t by unselfishly offerin' suckers, er, recruits his fool-proof, third alternative, FREE BOX SEATS for the World Renown, red-hot, Folklorico Diablo (govmt/g13.htm)!

::: FREE Spaceship Travel! :::

Being hauled off dead or alive by Nudnick's "buddy" Sargent Rex to incarnate into a babe in a GBW appears at first to be like, totally sicko (worlds/w49.htm)! Listen up, dude! Rather be an OCTOPUS (density/d47.htm)? Who else is offerin' STO wannabees FREE TRAVEL to exciting, far away galaxies (Luke 16:24-28)! NICE perks, eh?

::: RED HOT OPPORTUNITY! :::

OPEN 24 HOURS EVERYDAYMake "The Call" (call/c00.htm) - TODAY - to Satan's ETs!

Or, Just Say No (govmt/g22.htm)!


See also: density/d00.htm; thub00.htm; Isaiah 54:17; UB 31:3; transfor/t85.htm; call/c10.htm; govmt/g126.htm; transfor/t99.htm; and free online short stories from xenoclastic (Johnny), Usenet, 1998-2001.


Teams (back to top)

Definitions: 1) Service-to-Others (STO): awaken/a15.htm; orientat/o01.htm; John 15:12; awaken/a04.htm, 2) Service-to-Self (STS): rules/r04.htm; 3) Urantia Book (UB) references are [paper]:[section] - not Urantia Foundation's [page]:[sentence] format.

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::: Weightlifting :::

Why get into it - what's it all about? Why build up defensive/offensive reserves, or "bulk" (density/d30.htm; John 3:6; UB 91:8)? Muscles, weight, exercise .. go to the phone book and look up "self defense", "trainer," etc.? And should you build up physical, territorial (rules/r40.htm), or spiritual muscles first?

Did ancients discover some unseen or obscure way to strengthen spiritual muscles - or prowess? Or, are the secrets of real strength based upon something as simple as .. teamwork?

::: Moses :::

Let's see: Did the intrepid, STO son of royalty (Exodus 2:1; UB 96:3) get periodic, discarnate team support (Exodus 13:21,22; UB 174:3; call/c25.htm)? Hmmm ..

::: Shoutin' Time! :::

23-16Moments to go - score tied: 16-16! Titan's defensive end Jevon Kearse "in your face!" It was that 73-yard scoring strike from Warner to Bruce with 1:54 left to play that helped propel the Rams to a 23-16 victory over the Titans!

::: Jeremiah :::

Did the son of Hilkiah (Jer 1:1; UB 97:6; Jer 26:2-6), or way-cool Isaiah use an imaginary time machine (rules/r18.htm; govmt/g57.htm) to obtain his discarnate team's "inside" information? Did this cosmic duo discover that the God of Israel was really the untapped, spiritual bulk of ALL the Earth (UB 97:7), not just the private property of Israel?

::: Elisha :::

Did the fearless, Elisha/Micaiah STO team resort to cosmic insight to discern "inside" military information to build up their political, er, spiritual defensive bulk - centuries ago (2 Kings 6: 15-17; UB 97:2; 2 Chronicles 18:14)? Incidentally, are "chariots of fire" flying saucers (2 Kings 2:11; UB 110:7) - or a manifestation of physical translation to morontial status?

Each generation has unique challenges - and it's own creative solutions (density/d17.htm). What to do - pray? Make "The Call" (call/c00.htm)? Join an ET team (John 10:16; visitatn/v44.htm), or wait for a written invitation (Daniel 5:5; UB 31:3)?

Create a kickass team of your own, or wash out (Revelation 3:15-16; density/d47.htm)!? So many opportunities!

::: Volunteer: Who, Me? :::

In summary, "It's not how much we give (do), but how much love we put in the giving (doing)" - Mother Teresa, winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, dedicated everyday of her adult life caring for "the dying, the cripple, the mentally ill, the unwanted, the unloved."

Heroes like Peter Strahl, Moira Smith, Richard Rescorla, Steve Siller saving lives at the WTC on 9/11 - Teaching birth control in Ethiopia - Grant Hill and the Special Olympics for the mentally retarded, etc.

Determined STOs - on your team - it's going to make a difference
( http://www.zetatalk.com/density/d23.htm thub00.htm; UB 28:5 )!

Ooooof!- Super Bowl XXXIV. Two minutes - score tied!

- Kickass Isaac Bruce there for 'em?

Yyyyup - an' Kurt Warner never even saw the play!
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To probe further: transfor/t10.htm; WTC: Ken Cubas, VP Fiduciary Trust; Pasquale Buzzelli, John Perry and Christopher C. Amoroso, Josephine Harris, etc.; Rev. 3:10; Special Olympics, Washington, DC, 20005; beinghum/b21.htm; UB 50:7; poleshft/p28.htm; Matthew 22:37-39; Malachi 4:5-6; govmt/g141.htm; transfor/t05.htm, govmt/g126.htm, etc.


The Three Pigs (back to top)

There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear: because fear hath torment. He that feareth is not made perfect in love - 1 John 4:18

Definitions: 1) Urantia Book (UB) references are [paper]:[section] - not Urantia Foundation's [page]:[sentence] format; 2) Service-to-Other (STO): awaken/a15.htm; John 15:12; orientat/o01.htm; awaken/a04.htm; UB 149:6, 3) Service-to-Self (STS): rules/r04.htm; call/c24.htm; Isaiah 14:12-15, 4) Wolf: Rev.6:12-14.

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::: Three Little Pigs (circa 2001) :::

Once upon a time there was a mother Pig who had three little pigs: Peter, Tammy, and Barbatus. "It is time you each made your own homes. Go and find some good strong material to make your homes from because the big, bad wolf is out there and will try to eat you all up!"

"Ok," said the three little pigs, and they set out one day to make their own homes.

Peter PiggyPeter piggy was pretty lazy, and all he could find was some straw on his mom's farm. Besides, Peter didn't believe all that crazy wolf crap! As if it was no surprise, cute li'l Tammy piggy actually saw a wolf! At tryouts for the Pigolick Pigskin's center, she learns the hard way that her quarterback was one! When she discovers that he was only using the Pigskins so he can play with attractive centers, Tammy notices his rich boss! So she drops the quarterback, and marries the Pigskin's wealthy owner, who also owns beauty salons, International Piggy Bank, and a couple of wolf-proof timeshares UP (rules/r27.htm) north. And Barbatus piggy was very fussy! He listened to what mother piggy had said. He found some bricks and made a lovely, strong cathedral and eventually became the Associate Pastor!

::: Mrs. Piggy :::

Peter, listen! Although the wolf only comes around once every 3,657 days (poleshft/p05.htm; Exodus 13:3,4; myths/m04.htm; Rev 6:12-14), he's been spotted - prepare! Nonsense, mom! You see a stupid wolf behind every bush! GET HELP!!

Then Peter, bored, starts wondering about his brother Barbatus. Just like his sister Tammy, Barbatus moved to the fun town of Pigolick many moons ago. Anyhooo, wanting to pay his tithes, Peter decides to spend the afternoon gathering more straw from his mom's farm. The next morning he sends a bundle of straw to his brother's cathedral.

::: Chester White's Sermon :::

What's with Chester's freaky sermon? I mean, Charging Our Tithes ?!? And Barbatus, like, what's with all the straw all over the office? Chill, Deacon! Pastor White did it! Offerings went straight to hell ever since Chester's stupid, All-ETs-Are-Demons sermon last month (UB 49:5; worlds/w00.htm)!

That's it, Pastor? No, there's more, Deacon! Chester found another one of Peter's straw offerings - he went friggin' ballistic! Hence the paranoid sermon! Chester makes us tear through the bundles of straw searching for only gold coins! All we ever find are old oil cans, crap, and an occasional crumpled up page from an underground ET comic book (eh-hem) ..

::: Chester and Barbatus :::

Dream TammyPastor White, let Tammy know the whole truth - why? Barbatus, your sister comes to me in my dreams at night - tells me I'm the most important pig is the world! Wha??? Tammy LOVES her husband! No, she's stuck in a sad marriage - she loves ME, Barbatus! Oh gawd, Chester - you're sick! Wanna PAYCHECK, Barbatus???

Listen up, pork brain! Pigolick Cathedral's beauty salons and real estate are now in every major city - worth trillions! Say the pigs start building wolf-proof domes! What if they all build more than their own personal needs? There is a possibility that the worldwide switch to wolf-proof Pig Heaven will occur before the big bad wolf arrives (density/d17.htm; Jonah 3:6-10)! After the ol' wolf gets a clue he can't blow his way out of a wet paper bag, we'll still have all our assets - intact!

But Chester, how can you entice li'l piggys to think of others (orientat/o39.htm)? LOOK, grasshopper, the worst thing that can happen is that most every pig can have a wolf-proof house and therefore, NO panic. And THAT, Barbatus, means uninterrupted tithe checks, you omnivorous idiot! Sheeesh - is THIS how you got to be STS, er, Senior Pastor?!? It's a pig-eat-pig world (myths/m33.htm; worlds/w49.htm), Barbatus! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! LOL!

::: Shhhhh! :::

<Ring .. Ring .. Ring> Hello? Tammy - get my email? Barbatus !?! I told my husband! The bad news is that he's still hangin' on to his supposedly wolf-proof, Mars Casino & Hotel timeshares (govmt/g81.htm)! And??? The good news brother, is that he just bartered his 50 percent interest in the beauty salons for an equal interest in the worldwide Piggy Dome Manufacturing, Inc. Just the same, Barbatus, keep us on your email list!

::: Bristledressers :::

Back early, Mrs. Piggy? Eh? Depressed, but my new bristle color looks great, Landru! Thanks, Mrs. Piggy. So, Peter come back? Says hi once in awhile, Landru. But he still wants to be a meal - ouch! Sorry, Mrs. Piggy - new brush. Honestly, Mrs. Piggy, I never saw a wolf either! I had a hard time believing you too, until this .. What is it, Landru? Another wolf-preparation email from Pastor Barbatus that your daughter Tammy gave me yesterday after her perm (thub.htm; UB 31:3). I wish Peter could see those emails, Landru!

Editor's note: Tammy's personal bristledresser Landru, after much reading and encouragement from Mrs. Piggy (orientat/o39.htm; Matthew 22:37-39), discovers his pre-birth instructions (beinghum/b21.htm; awaken/a91.htm). Among other activities, he decides to help (awaken and recruit) STOs from Peter's lazy piggy butts! One by one, beginning with Internet-based hydroponics classes (poleshft/p28.htm), the lazy farm hoofs (including Peter himself - Glory Hallelujah!) learn to help one another prepare for the wolf! And wise ol' Landru calls Peter piggy every now and again to remind him to send his tithes, er, straw to Chester's Cathedral at least once a week! Ooops - one fearful piggy (1 Peter 5:8) quits the class! He goes off to hoard supplies in his straw house - just enough for himself! - End of editor's note.

Rev. 6: 12-14::: Wolf! :::

Some months later the fearful pig had just settled into his new straw house when he heard a noise outside. "Who's that!!" he cried.

"Little pig, little pig, let me come in," came the wolf's voice from outside. "No way!" said the fearful li'l piggy, "not by the hair on my chinny, chin chin!" "Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your f* house down!" growled the wolf! And he blew and he blew and the fearful li'l piggy's straw house came tumbling down around his ears. He quickly ran off to Peter's dome, fortunately just a mile away! But no sooner had he arrived there than they heard a noise at the door.

"Little pig, little pig, let me come in!" "Not by the hair on our chinny chin chins," said the other li'l piggys, "Just you try!"

So the wolf huffed and he puffed and he huffed and he puffed. And he huffed and he puffed but he couldn't blow that ol' dome down! He looked around and saw a large chimney on the top of the dome so he climbed up on the roof and slid down the chimney!

"Yeow!!!!!" yelled the wolf. The li'l oinks had pulled a big pot of boilin' water under the chimney ( http://www.zetatalk.com/poleshft/p84.htm ) and the big bad wolf was now the big sore wolf!!! Ol' Bowser ran out the nearest door holding his cherry red you-know-what, yellin' all the way and all the li'l piggys never saw him again! Of course the other pigs also built themselves new houses out of bricks too, just in case (transfor/t10.htm; John 8:51; poleshft/p05.htm).

- The End. (Return to Tango in Stories08)

See also: 1 John 4:18; transfor/t25.htm; Proverbs 3:5-6; food/tfood022.htm; UB 61:1; food/tfood132.htm; Stewart Kenyon, "Hydroponics for the Home Gardner", Key-Porter Books Limited, 1992; Raymond Bridwell, "Hydroponics Gardening". Woodbridge Press Publishing Co., 1998, Compton's Interactive Encyclopedia", The Learning Company Properties Inc., 1998; govmt/g126.htm; Psalms 118:6; transfor/t99.htm; and free online edutainment from xenoclastic (Johnny), Usenet, 1998-2002.


Y3K (back to top)

::: 666: unSOLVED Mysteries! :::

Definitions: 1) Service-to-Others (STO): awaken/a15.htm; orientat/o01.htm; John 15:12; awaken/a04.htm, 2) those-who-mourn: STO genetic engineers; awaken/a02.htm; Psalms 103:20, 3) Service-to-Self (STS): rules/r04.htm; 4) Urantia Book (UB) references are [paper]:[section] - not Urantia Foundation's [page]:[sentence] format; 5) STS ETs: call/c24.htm; Isaiah 14:12-15; UB 53:9; 6) Council of Worlds: rules/r20.htm; 7) Hybrid: hybrids/h02.htm, Isaiah 65:22, hybrids/h33.htm; 8) Please copy and paste the base URL, included below, along with partial links, into your browser's address bar for all web-based references. Enjoy!

::: Ol' 5,342,482,337,666's P-A-R-T-Y H-A-R-D-Y* :::

Recognize those last three nasty digits?!?

Amalgamated Press, #606 of Satania (UB 43), Sept.: ET emissaries allege that stoned Galactic Y1K Millennial Party Animals (MPA; density/d25.htm) were caught on Reticulan spy cams peein' outa Orbit Motel's barroom windows during Earth's Y2K festivities! In this month's report, STO ET Ambassadors (worlds/w15.htm) corroborate that Orbit Motel's Y2K/nanite-infested, antigravity nacelles, corroded by months of raunchy, acidic deluge, have now cut out! Folks - it's gonna be friggin' Independence Day! HOLY HELL - Zebedee's STS ET war on Earth (Rev. 6: 2-11; transfor/t21.htm; UB 139:4)! EEEE-EEE-EEEEEK! Foil hats - NOW!

::: Sheeeeesh! :::

Bubba! Why don't Y2K, all-density, local 606 yocals plan an even greater Y3K millennial celebration (transfor/t19.htm)? Let's show them ETs (UB 130:4; call/c23.htm) how Real, Wild-N-Wacky 606-ers Party Hardy (transfor/t85.htm)!

::: What Say? :::

Where can we get a wild crowd? Idea! Be resourceful - send invites to the otherwise aborting entities (density/d28.htm, John 3:16, rules/r35.htm)! Too, maybe there'll be long-lost family returning (density/d47.htm; UB 49:6), and why not use a SETI, Splandon (UB 15:7,14) broadcast to snag a few more Sirian, Pleiadean, and Nordic (visitatn/v16.htm; UB 49:2) party animals!

Amalgamated Press' STS Agent Bollix agreed to wrangle local party motherships loose from ol' #605 and #607 (visitatn/v69.htm)! An' if we're STILL desperate for more animals, scrounge a few souls back from on their way to Nudnick's STS Galactic Baby Warehouse (GBW, worlds/w49.htm)!

::: Y3K Lineup :::

We'll need volunteers (thub00.htm; UB 31:3), so 'ere's the plan:

Non sequitur!Ooooooo baby!Eclectic-Electric Mammalia Primate PLX-01W Playoffs (Y2K Hybrid Chrome Domes Vs. Leif's Undefeated, Y1K Voluptuous Viking Vixens!; hybrids/h13.htm),

Curvaceous, Marilyn Mantid's Fantastic Cosmic Constellation Tsunami (UB 15:4), with those wacky show hosts, Orthos and Cagn (worlds/w47.htm)!!!

?Galactic Romantic Adventures, Cephalapoda Octopoda (density/d47.htm) Under-The-Sea Tour - beside CephaLand's PBOT Research exhibit!

ARF!Pseth's Council of World's Fantastic Cushion Cars (rules/r16.htm)!

Crocodilopolis's Jungle Cat's Holodance Palace (UB 35:3), featuring Ox Pecker and Casmera's Cosmic Tango (Ms. Egret likes that li'l pecker!)

Gulper and Moray's new, fantastic, underwater Eelectrik Lite Show!

King Manny and the Predacious Uniramia Mantodea's Time Travel Exhibit (worlds/w47.htm, females can host the mating/dinner rituals at the Y4K)!

And new for Y3K: Sargent Rex's Cyclone Fire Dance (UB 57:1-5; transfor/t80.htm)!

::: But Wait! :::

There's more! Parting entities can linger if they like to see Nudnick hosting his bosses fantabulous, penultimate, Ganondorf's Revenge (Rev.20:7-9; UB 53:9), followed by highly acclaimed, STO's Great White Grand Finale (Rev.20:11-15; UB 45:4)! Tell a friend!
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See also: http://www.zetatalk.com/transfor/t85.htm; An Introduction to the Study of Insects, Sixth Edition. Borror, Triplehorn and Johnson. Harcourt Brace College Publishers; poleshft/p28.htm; Cephalopods of the World, Kir M. Nesis, 1982, and Octopus and squid. The Soft Intelligence, Jacque-Yves Cousteau and Philippe Diole, 1973; UB 31:10; density/d17.htm; orientat/o39.htm; Joel 2:31-32; govmt/g22.htm; and free online stories by xenoclastic (Johnny), Usenet, 1998-2000.

*Earth's Grand Universe number (UB 15:14; Rev. 13:8) - interestin', eh???

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